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General Store Merchandise Carked It Tee

General Store Merchandise Carked It Tee

Regular price $59.99 AUD
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For Anyone Who's Had the Van Give Up Halfway to the Beach

If you've ever owned an old van, you'll know the feeling. The General Store Merchandise Carked It Tee captures it perfectly, with a vintage-style print of a smoking campervan loaded with surfboards, an esky out the back, and a "For Sale" sign in the window, all under the words "Home is where she carks it..". It's 100% cotton with a relaxed fit, so it's soft, breathable, and easy to wear on hot Northern Rivers days. A tee with a good dose of Aussie humour that he'll actually wear, whether it's for the weekend, the pub, or the next road trip.

Why You'll Love It

  • Soft cotton comfort: 100% cotton feels soft and breathable, just right for warm weather.
  • Easy relaxed fit: Roomy without being sloppy, so it's comfortable from morning to night.
  • A guaranteed laugh: Anyone who's ever nursed an old van down the highway will get the joke.
  • Something different: A fun alternative to the usual plain tee, with a detailed vintage-style print.
  • Easy to wear: A warm neutral colour that goes with shorts, jeans, and boardies.
  • A gift with personality: Great for Christmas, birthdays, or the van life dreamer in your family.

Product Details

  • Brand: General Store Merchandise
  • Fabric: 100% cotton
  • Fit: Relaxed fit
  • Features: Crew neckline, short sleeves, "Home is where she carks it.." campervan print on front
  • Colour: Mushroom
  • Available sizes: S - 2XL
  • Best for: Weekends, road trips, casual wear, and gifting

The Stewart's Menswear Advantage

At Stewart's Menswear, we handpick General Store Merchandise for anyone after something a bit different from the usual plain tee. It's comfortable, it's practical, and it doesn't take itself too seriously, which is exactly why we like it. Not sure on size? Just ask, online or in-store, and we'll help you get it right. Every order is packed with care by real people in Mullumbimby. Family-owned and proudly independent.

Local Style Tip

Pair it with boardshorts and thongs for a summer road trip up the coast, or wear it with jeans for a casual Friday night at the pub in Mullumbimby. Just make sure the van's been serviced first. ๐Ÿš

FAQ

What does "carks it" mean?
"Carks it" is Aussie slang for when something breaks down or stops working for good. For anyone who's owned an old van, it's a very familiar phrase.

Is the Carked It Tee good for hot weather?
Yes. It's 100% cotton with a relaxed fit, so it's breathable and comfortable on warm days.

How does the Carked It Tee fit?
It's a relaxed fit with a crew neck and short sleeves.ย 

Is this a good gift?
Yes. It's a fun, practical tee with a bit of Aussie humour, ideal for Christmas, birthdays, or anyone who loves road trips and van life.Can I get help with sizing?
Yes. Pop into our Mullumbimby store or send us a message, and we'll help you find the right fit.

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  • Australian Family Owned Business

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  • Location, Mullumbimby NSW

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